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social networking [04 Nov 2009|11:51am] [ mood | moody ] [ music | plaid ] i "deactivated" my facebook account today. i guess they won't let you delete it or else i couldnt figure out how to do it, ttly possible. i just got sick of all the emails like "hey you should be friends w this person" or "hey this person had something to say to you" i kept it for a long time because i looooove looking at photos, especially of my friends. ooh and also when people post photos of parties oh man. where everyone just has a drunkenly ecstatic look <3 but other than that, the site makes me want to dismantle the internet. when i am at work its like...playing any final fantasy where all the characters are talking about some minigame all the time and offering to play it w you but i am just trying to get back to the main storyline. do you know what i mean or do you always do side quests. is it weird that i just don't want to know that much about people that i know? and i CERTAINLY don't want them to know that much about me? i don't have time to keep up and i don't want to anyway?? also it is rare that i see a baby that i think is cute so am i some kind of sociopath??? 5 mushroom pop!

moar [27 Oct 2009|07:30pm] [ mood | productive ] [ music | flying lotus ] ( Read more... ) 11 mushroom pop!

are you a pre-op trans-centaur? [17 Oct 2009|09:15pm] [ mood | energetic ] [ music | mum, stir ] here is what i'd been working on since not having an internet: ^a commission, that i am MOSTLY done with aside from needing to find the perfect thng to mount it on. i think i want a topographical map. ^for leigh and lilu, werewolves, my fav kind of characters, just a sketch ^preview frm sketchbook ^preview from sketchbook, randomly working on forgotten half inked sketches when bored ^preview frm sketchbook, neon hi lightrs just some marker doodles, hi lighters preview;;;; 1 of 3 i really love this one, the glitter gold ^i did not draw the picture in the background but i did color it. this is what i did today summoned things. here is what the sunset looked like: have a great evening 10 mushroom pop!

mao maoes do the darndest things [29 Aug 2008|06:25am] [ mood | groggy ] [ music | mf doom doom doom ] i ran out of my prescription cat food the other day, for the cats, not me, you jerk. anyway i havent had time to trek to the store to get more so i got them some kitty tuna from tjs and they hate it because they are cats. and flop is so upset that he has been carrying around this little hotsauce packet, full of hot sauce, from taco bell, and licking it obsessively. i dno if i should be worried but i thought it was really cute. 4 mushroom pop!

sup cutie [11 Mar 2008|12:39am] [ mood | LOL ] [ music | antipop consortium ] cincinnati craigslist > missed connections Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities Subj: The cute lil slut that wasn't wearing panties at cosmos last weekend!! - m4w - 28 Reply to: pers-591943406@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-01, 7:37AM EST Get yourself checked. I have herpes. You probably know that cause I think I got it from you. Whore. Im glad I nutted in your mouth now. * Location: Covington. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 3 mushroom pop!

resurrected clone of ben franklin [28 Feb 2008|03:04pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | JUSTICE ] 1 mushroom pop!

your future [15 Feb 2008|10:45pm] [ mood | exhausted ] [ music | saskrotch valentimes present ] IIIIIIIIIII (9:53:54 PM): djs nowadays ares lame IIIIIIIIIII (9:54:03 PM): they just hunch over a computer XXXXXXXXXXX(9:57:54 PM): ya XXXXXXXXXXX(9:58:09 PM): last time I was at a club the laptop crashed XXXXXXXXXXX (9:58:14 PM): and I started booing IIIIIIIIIII (9:58:27 PM): wtfff is thaaat IIIIIIIIIII (9:58:45 PM): i used to know this chick who told me she was a dj IIIIIIIIIII(9:59:22 PM): and i went to see her live and the only program she had running was itunes XXXXXXXXXXX (10:00:16 PM): yeah thank god I dont have any children XXXXXXXXXXX(10:00:27 PM): or I'd feel bad about their future IIIIIIIIIII(10:00:59 PM): yeah except for yo gabba gabba IIIIIIIIIII(10:01:12 PM): that makes me wish i had children rite now XXXXXXXXXXX(10:04:16 PM): oh? XXXXXXXXXXX(10:04:20 PM): idk man XXXXXXXXXXX(10:04:22 PM): children... IIIIIIIIIII (10:04:34 PM): yeah except for raising them XXXXXXXXXXX(10:04:30 PM): i have a hard enough time taking care of myself IIIIIIIIIII(10:04:38 PM): YA RLY IIIIIIIIIII(10:04:56 PM): i would just get a dog XXXXXXXXXXX (10:06:42 PM): yeah maybe XXXXXXXXXXX(10:07:05 PM): all in all I would rather have a sex slave I think. IIIIIIIIIII (10:07:36 PM): but where does the yo gabba gabba come in. 1 mushroom pop!

smarts [08 Nov 2007|07:53pm] [ music | mc plus+ ] nihilium (7:37:22 PM): hm, webcams scare me in some way i can't put my finger on. nihilium (7:37:31 PM): i think maybe i'm just old and afraid of new-fangled technology. crush volcano (7:35:18 PM): hahahha i had a webcam when i was like 18 tho nihilium (7:38:59 PM): yeah so it's really not >that< new-fangled nihilium (7:39:05 PM): but they still unnerve me crush volcano (7:40:11 PM): i can see it, when i'm not using it i stash it away, just to be sure nihilium (7:48:46 PM): yeah i don't want hackers looking at the inside of my drawers either nihilium (7:49:10 PM): i've got a bunch of legos and bags with some shake in them, i don't want people to find out crush volcano (7:46:27 PM): hahahha nihilium (7:49:33 PM): my computer drawer also has glue, modelling clay and playing cards crush volcano (7:49:49 PM): shit, what's your computer for, then? nihilium (7:54:57 PM): distracting people from the drawer 3 mushroom pop!

to bill brasky [21 Aug 2007|02:42am] [ mood | impressed ] bill brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating neil armstrong. 3 mushroom pop!

science [14 Aug 2007|10:59am] [ mood | scared ] [ music | funky voltron by edan ft insight ] tom hoshino(12:34:53 AM): DR IKEBANA!!!! THERE'S AN EMERGENCY IN THE GREENHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dr ikebana (12:43:35 AM): WHAT dr ikebana (12:43:44 AM): ARE THE VENUS FLYTRAPS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN?! dr ikebana (12:43:54 AM): I TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED THEM FROM THE BLUE BOTTLE!!! tom hoshino(12:41:32 AM): I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE RED BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dr ikebana (12:44:41 AM): WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!!!!! tom hoshino(12:42:37 AM): *falls to knees* WHY DID WE HAVE TO PLAY GODDDDD dr ikebana (12:49:17 AM): *slaps* GET. A. HOLD. OF YOURSELF. HOSHINO! tom hoshino (12:49:24 AM): *shaking* Allright, i'm okay, where is the key to the shotgun case? dr ikebana (12:54:07 AM): in my white labcoat next to the back door dr ikebana (12:54:12 AM): but, tom... *cups chin* be careful hom toshino(12:52:21 AM): don't worry, *wipes sweat from brow* its not like i haven't done this before... 3 mushroom pop!

kyuubi no kitsune [27 Jul 2007|06:41am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | queens of the stone age!!! go w the flo ] how did i end up with so much extra time this morning???? DANA!!! dana look at my journal, opheeelia designed it, so cute -___- i dnno i am looking foreward to doing more commissions tonight. i don't have anything clever or funny to say. i'm just updating because i am bored. BORED. maybe i'll walk to the ultimate stop. the nixon stop. cocksmanship. 10 mushroom pop!

FOREWARD [30 Jun 2007|12:27am] [ mood | content ] [ music | the e's have it by edan and elan ] i'm going to start to do what dana does. that is, i take a lot of photos and i never show anyone so i'm going to dump them here. yay. i'm going to start right now. yesterday's treasures!! ITS A STORE. that is right...A STORE. my feets @ work. windsor street @ twilight kemper lane @ twilight on the sidewalk. in the park. (it was springtime) fav photo whooo partyyy HAY!! clovers alan's paints <333 hoooyeah. tangerine peach smoothie sunset an incredibly scary photo of blain and dane helicopters! dana being hawsome before tea eeeuuuhhh this cam is just great for photos of the sky. srvls HAY MR SLOF R U ITCHY?? you can only get photos when they are napping. awwr crimescene photo they were all staring at me. O _ O NO PHOTOS!!! LILY!!! a whole pile of cockroaches! and glo in the dark scorpions! i don't even know what these are! bored gatrs albino diamondback <3 from the train on the way to phila also from the train, somewhere in virginia maybe? the dirt of the train window made for a nice filter PHILADEL: COOLEST TRUCK EVER! its a benz! don't block i dno i am no good at tourist photos but i'm okay with sticker photos all because that scarface stickr rules GO BACK TO HOT TOPIC SLUT! i don't remember what this tea was called xxx vanilla waterfall hotsprings and rainbows or something. it was delicioso dana getting her hairs cut! whoops more stickers coolest stencil ever dana, let's play a round in the bathroom at the place we played pool. waiting for the taxi to leave phila :C what the kitties were doing when we got home!!! these aren't in chronological order. great pictures of clouds... SUPER great pictures of clouds! i'm p sure these are all from dana's BIRTHDAY week: JESSSSS sorry, no refunds rad sweater! ms yvonne ginger's basement relakkin' WHATS YONDER, FOOK? GINGER!! at work: ryannnnn <3 wtf r u doing, richard. SERIOUS BUSINESS. SERIOUS!!!! BUSINESS!!!! are you coming on to me? NO. me under a rainy windsheild whoa more tea party photos. HI BLAIN. sexy handsss dana ploofs hot. 6 mushroom pop!

well it is. [09 Dec 2006|09:13pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | HIT ME HIT ME by the dead prez ] boomshackalackax signed off at 8:58:57 PM. boomshackalackax signed on at 9:04:58 PM. boomshackalackax (9:05:01 PM): OOPs \crush volcano (9:05:07 PM): yay you back! boomshackalackax (9:05:09 PM): sorrry crush volcano (9:05:29 PM): its fine!! i was sad tho boomshackalackax (9:05:40 PM): awww boomshackalackax (9:05:50 PM): a bunch o people showed up boomshackalackax (9:06:01 PM): to eat my fudge crush volcano (9:07:13 PM): that's what she said. 4 mushroom pop!

twenty years old [08 Dec 2006|04:22pm] [ mood | infuriated ] [ music | SHUT UP ] yeah, well, she should be GLAD i don't show my face around there.. because if i do it'll be the LAST thing she EVER SEES. 12 mushroom pop!

I'M CAPTAIN BASCH! [29 Nov 2006|01:03am] please behold the rad icons my sister made earlier, they in my userpics. if only everything was as amazing as resident evil 4. i'm officially changing my da sig to "don't believe ondore's lies" 2 mushroom pop!

factory sealed adventure [13 Nov 2006|11:17pm] [ mood | enthralled ] [ music | Saskrotch, "Factory Sealed Adventure" ] i went to a factory today. get ready. ( hella moar ) 26 mushroom pop!

oh yeah [16 Oct 2006|03:00am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | frontier psychiatrist by those people ] someday i'll overhaul this and make it all whatever and post sketches and photos but for right now i update my journal on DA like every other day. mostly because it has WAY better things to choose from at the bottom. instead of just "listening to:" it has listening to playing watching reading eating and that's just great. plus there's always new art there. http://tomhoshino.deviantart.com GO THERE. and also this: God is really, really smart. That’s why I’m not so concerned about the imminent rise to power of the antichrist. Obviously, God knows who this guy is, has been watching his movements and is hip to his nefarious plan. If I were God, this is what I would do. I’d let said antichrist get lots and lots of power and have all his evil stuff in place. Then on the very day that he was going to begin the ultimate battle of good against evil, WHAM! I’d make him slip in the shower and crack his skull open! It would be hilarious! The devil would be so pissed! Then, as the devil sends the next one, I‘d act all nonchalant and pretend nothing was up then at last minute WHAM! I’d do the exact same thing! I wouldn’t even take the trouble to think of some new clever “accident”. “Ha! Take that you dick!” I’d yell down from heaven. Real God wouldn’t do that, but I’m petty. which is by Bob Shea at www.campzine.com the most amazing person on the earth. 2 mushroom pop!

here ya go, joe [16 Oct 2006|02:48am] [ mood | thirsty ] [ music | Pop by M.I.A + Diplo a remix of hiphop by the dead prez ] 1. Favorite Comfort Food kraft mac n chee w NO MILKS. 2. Favorite Breakfast Meal fried EGGS, envirokids banana waffls with that boysenberry preserves from trader hoes, and..uhh... morningstar bacon???? (eeeeyuh) or maybe french toast nurm <3 3. Favorite Lunch Meal Skylines Chili Fries. or if i'm at home then baguettes and goat chee and dijon mustard or everything bagels and jalapeno hummus + salad. 4. Favorite Dinner Meal Super Fantastic Double Fried Tofu Tigerstyl. or portibellos and seared greens <333 or if i'm going out, i want steak. and a vodka toniq. 5. Favorite Dessert Joseph: Warm chocolate chip cookies. Tori: Ditto. Hillys: yes. 6. Favorite Cake YELLOW w chocolate frosting like in the care bears movie. 7. Favorite Pasta nuu capellini with olive oil and, that parmeseany reggiannie. the flaky kind. or rotellis with monster amounts of sauce. 8. Favorite Dish That Others Find Weird raw tofu. 9. Favorite Fruits That You Haven’t Eaten In A While LYCHEES. ; n ; <--thats a crying face btw. :C 10. Favorite Junkfood PIZZA <3 11. Favorite TV Show Related to Food (Cooking show, Travel show with food, etc.) Joseph: Good Eats. Tori: Top Chef. Hillyo: UHH IRON CHEF HELLO. good eats is good too, tho. 12. Favorite Pastries Cheese DANA. i mean DANISH. 13. Favorite Way to Eat Potatoes Joseph: New potatoes grilled in a pouch with rosemary and garlic. Tori: Ditto. Tom: I wish i had a nice answer like that but i'm gonna have to go with fries. u . u filling this out makes me feel LAME. 14. Favorite Ice Cream PUMPKIN SOFTSERVE FROM THE SOVEREIGN NATION OF KENTUCKY. 15. Favorite Alcoholic Drink When You Really Really Really Want to Party Cherry Coke with Vanilla Stoli!!! 16. Favorite Bar Chow Fried Cauliflower from Arlins <3 17. Favorite Chicken Dish Yeah hi i'm from kentucky. Fried. 18. Favorite Place to Eat with Your Sweetheart or Your Best Friend (Choose 1) Skyline ; n ; 19. Favorite Place to Eat with your Family anywhere public where my sisters can be rude to the waitresses and they can all get into a fight or somehow make a scene. i love them. 20. Fill in the blanks: I wish I could eat ____ in/at _____ with ______. I wish I could eat FLANK STEAK in A BANK SAFE with FRANK TATE. ha<3 "Thanks to Columbus Foodie for passing along the meme. Now take it and run with it! " <--actual tangs quote pop!

the bus [02 Oct 2006|01:09am] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | graveyard chamber by the gravediggaz ] "she bot sixteen hunned bags a candy. an you kno whut she DEED wit allat candy?" "whut?" "she ET it. " "You is tryin to tell me that her had sixteen hunned bags a candy.. and she aint git SICK??" 4 mushroom pop!

Apple [15 Jul 2006|08:29pm] [ music | Cibo Matto, "apple" ] its not that i don't accept macs as superior computers, i just don't like getting fucked. by anyone. except missus wallace. 12 mushroom pop!

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